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Vinyl Is Cheap When Scratched

When it comes to Mr. Relationship, (and I would like to speak on his behalf) he disdains repetition. Oh sure he loves the chant…

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Ready, Steady, Hold Up

‘Patience in pace is where true love forms and where mistakes – relationships aptly know as ‘hideous’ – are easily avoided’. Chapter: ‘Pace, Darling’…

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16 Going On 34

I’m sinking amid a giant chair and the bar of the Ace Hotel, Downtown Los Angeles. And I’ve not even touched the liquor. I’m…

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No Sex In The City

  Is purity still relevant? How can we hold off those burning loins within church? Have we answered why we should even not have…

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Princess Fussy

Does he appreciate the 80s? Or at least the New Romantics? Does he know what the New Romantics is? Can he beat you at…

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Revelation on Fifth Avenue

    ‘Alright, out with it toots’. Gian taps the table over breakfast. ‘It’s a no,’ I respond, bursting into a hundred tears over…